Here are some of the best lines from the April Fools press release......
"This suspension, paired with a 7.6-inch ground clearance, is perfect for taking a curb in a mall parking lot or clearing the shrubs when parking in a friend’s front yard."
"The Yaris Adventure leads its segment in everything.*"
( the fact that there is no segment in the marketplace helps
"....the aggressive front bumper complete with tow hooks, perfect for getting pulled out of a situation the vehicle shouldn’t have been in to begin with."
"The 52.3-inch bed has a payload of 297 lbs., perfect for hauling coolers to the lake or that third set of golf clubs that just won’t fit in a car trunk (not sure why you’d have three sets of golf clubs though, as the Yaris Adventure only seats two)."
"The extra cab with rear seating was ditched because it was determined that no one really wants to sit back there anyway."
Who says corporations don't have a sense of humor.